Louder than an elephant falling.
Louder than a table breaking.
Louder than a shower of rain splashes
or a girl screaming in your ear .
Louder than a big lady falling in front of your face
or a building falling down.
Louder than 100 cats meeowing.
Louder than a women screaming.
Louder than a boat crashing.
Louder than a tornado hitting
as it stomps through my room.
Louder than a volcano erupting
that's how loud my mother snores!!!! |